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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}
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