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Miracle in Lane 2 is a 2000 American biographical sports drama film starring Frankie Muniz, Rick Rossovich, Molly Hagan, and Patrick Levis. The film is based on the life of Justin Yoder, who was the first person with a disability to compete in the All American Soapbox Derby. It was released as a Disney Channel Original Movie (DCOM).
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